Klryz
Pronunciation guide: IPA symbols, stress and word endings

Vowels

iːseeɪsite / ɛbedæcat
ɑːfatherɒhot (UK)ɔːlawʊput
uːtooʌcupɜːbirdəabout
eɪdayaɪmyɔɪboyaʊnow
əʊ / oʊgo (UK / US)ɪəneareəhairʊətour

Consonants that look unusual

θthinðthisʃsheʒmeasure
tʃchurchdʒjudgeŋsingjyes

p b t d k g f v s z h m n l r w sound as in ordinary English spelling.

Marks

  • ˈ main stress, before the stressed syllable: /ˈwɔːtə/ water · ˌ lighter (secondary) stress: /ˌʌndəˈstænd/ understand
  • ː a long vowel · (r) an r said only in accents that pronounce it (most American, Scottish, Irish)

Common word endings

  • -s / -es (plurals; he/she form of verbs): /s/ after voiceless sounds (cats), /z/ after voiced (dogs), /ɪz/ after s, z, sh, ch, j sounds (buses, watches). Spelling: -es after s, x, z, ch, sh; consonant + y → -ies (city → cities).
  • -ed (past): /t/ after voiceless sounds (walked), /d/ after voiced (played), /ɪd/ after t or d (wanted). Spelling: love → loved, stop → stopped, carry → carried.
  • -ing: make → making, run → running, see → seeing.
  • Irregular: go, went, gone · be, was, been · see, saw, seen · man → men · child → children · mouse → mice.
  • Older (King James) forms: -eth = -s (he loveth = he loves) · -est with “thou” (thou lovest) · spake = spoke.

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johnson

UK /ˈd͡ʒɒnsən/ · US /ˈd͡ʒɑnsən/ noun, proper noun

Forms johnsons Jonson

  1. noun (slang) Penis.
  2. proper noun A patrilineal surname transferred from the given name. The second most common surname in the United States.
  3. proper noun A male given name transferred from the surname.
  4. proper noun A township in Algoma District, Ontario, Canada.
  5. proper noun A locality in Cochise County, Arizona.
  6. proper noun A city in Washington County, Arkansas.
  7. proper noun An unincorporated community in Sussex County, Delaware.
  8. proper noun An unincorporated community in Gibson County, Indiana.
  9. proper noun An unincorporated community in Perry County, Kentucky.

Synonyms

anaconda baloney pony bald-headed hermit banana bird birdie bobby boonga cack choad choda chode chopper cigar cock corey crank cucumber custard launcher D Samuel Johnson Dr. Johnson Lyndon Johnson Lyndon Baines Johnson LBJ President Johnson President Lyndon Johnson Andrew Johnson President Andrew Johnson

Etymology

Compare the use of other men’s names as slang terms for the penis, e.g. peter and others listed in that entry.

A patronymic surname from John + -son, literally “son of John”.
* In the U.S. the name Johnson has been adopted by numerous European immigrant families originally named Johansson, Johnsson, Johansen, Jonsson, etc.
* Doublet of Johansson, Johansen, Jansen, and Hansen.

Sources: Wiktionary · WordNet 3.0 — from the Wiktionary entry “johnson”, CC BY-SA 4.0. Details